Entries from March 2009

March 31, 2009

Mexico in 15 seconds

I’ve never been one for performance art, but lately I’ve been toying around with cinematic interpretations of art…and life! This next piece is all you will ever need to see in order to understand Mexico. No, I didn’t add the soundtrack in post production -it came naturally.

I’d like to thank the [...]

March 27, 2009

Partly Cloudy With a Chance of Mari Ramos

One good thing about moving out of Condechi is that now I have enough extra pesos to indulge in my ultimate guilty pleasure – CABLEVISION! So far I’ve mostly watching music videos “Hey look, there’s Lil’ Wayne again!” But, it’s not all fun and games at the Casa de Chilangabacha!
I’ve found its great to start [...]

March 24, 2009

Get Your Flashlight, Brownout!’s in the House

Getting to Austin on the Thursday of your first South by South West Festival is like parachuting into Disneyland in the middle of the Main Street Electrical Parade; you know you’ve arrived  just in time for the best part, but how are you going to manage to appreciate Space Mountain, Dumbo and Kanye West before [...]

March 20, 2009

SXSW Update

So, I’m about ready to fall over or have a head explosion. So many  cool bands to see!!!!!!!! Tonight I’m going to do my best to check out Nina (can’t find tilde on this computer) Dioz, Chikita Violenta and Juan Son. Here’s a pic from last night.
Jorge Drexler (left)and Ximena (center) and the lead singer [...]

March 18, 2009

No Sleep ‘Til Austin

In about 11 hours I’m gonna board a bus from Monterrey, Mexico to San Antonio, Texas and I ain’t skerred.  If that Mickey Mouse Club member Justin Timberlake wasn’t deterred from going to Jalisco to do research for his new tequila brand after a bunch of severed  heads were found in Oxxo coolers, then dammit [...]

March 16, 2009

You Knew it Was Coming

If the Marge/Frida artwork wasn’t enough for you, here’s its counterpart the Homer invades Diego Rivera:

The original version evokes  slightly different emotions

I don’t know why I was so fascinated by this art. Watching The SImpsons in Español is like hell on earth for me. The voices are grating and none of the jokes make sense. [...]

March 13, 2009

Booty Watcher Identified

Congrats to my man Crayton AKA Tómas for winning the prize for identifying one of the Carla Bruni booty watchers. The man with no chin on the right is none other than Finance Minister Augustín Carstens, who apparently had a pretty busy week what with all that looking and condemning of Forbes magazine. Here he [...]

March 13, 2009

Go Shorty, It’s Your Forbesday

Wanna piss off an entire country? Add one of their most notorious troublemakers to your list of badrillionaires.That’s what Forbes Magazine when they listed Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman as number 701 on their list of the world’s richest people. Apparently they didn’t have a category for “druglord,” so they listed his industry as “shipping.”I bet [...]

March 12, 2009

Booty Watch 2009

Sacré Bleu! Ja, I’ve always wanted to say that. Now that I’ve gotten it out of the way, I’d like to talk about France’s recent visit to Mexico.
Basically, Sarkozy came over to platicar about the financial crisis and the drug madness. After talking with Calderón, he was all, “Calm down, dudes, no failed state here!“
“A [...]

March 11, 2009

Henry Chalfant: Badass

A couple of weeks ago  my photog pal Brian Harkin and I made the trip out to Iztapalapa AKA the Detroit of Mexico City, in order to interview Henry Chalfant, a super bad-ass 69-year-old. I thought I would be hardcore and take public transportation, but Brian had a bunch of equipment including a light that [...]