Monthly Archives: April 2009
Sick of the Flu
So we’re going on a week of H1N1 virus and I’m coming down with a serious case of the Annoyed Virus. Mexico City these days is like that one friend you had who was always down to party with you … Continue reading
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Paging Dr. Elbow Bump
So dudes, I gotta let you know. I’ve been exposed …to Gupta. That’s how I know we’re gonna make it through this thing, after all. If CNN hasn’t helicoptered their superstar chief medical correspondent/ Surgeon General turner-downer out of Mexico, … Continue reading
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Still No Zombies!
So I went over to the airport today, because they have this really awesome 100%Natural where you can buy wheat pancakes! Just kidding, I was there to pick up some out of town guests. While I was there I refused … Continue reading
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Small Earthquake
sorry, this is a little late, but I thought I’d post it anyway Me: La La La working on freelance work, moving along moving along doot do doo God: Here’s a little eartquake, just for fun Me: Beatlemania-style freak-out (not … Continue reading
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Dear Chilangamama
Dear ChilangaMama, Just wanted to let you know I’m swine flu free and taking all of the utmost precautions. I’ve watched my hands about 30 times since yesterday and I’m sanitizing all my veggies. I’ve also put together some epidemic … Continue reading
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Cumbia de la Influenza
The good news: Chilangos are pretty much staying inside. How do I know? El Universal reports that several artistic geniuses have already spent enough time in front of a computer to make Youtube videos for a catchy new ditty called, … Continue reading
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Gettin Provisions
So Marcelo Ebrard said that if the swine flu numbers don’t go down by Tuesday then even more of the city is going to go into hibernation mode.This will likely include the metro – not that I had any plans … Continue reading
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Pig head? No thanks.
I’m pretty sure we can’t contract the swine/bird/human/robot/dinosaur flu by eating pork, but nonetheless, I’m steering clear of my local tianguis pig head seller this weekend. Stay safe and healthy amigos – wash your hankies, break out your Michael Jackson … Continue reading
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I Aim to Please
Like Shakira’s hips, WordPress Dashboard statistics don’t lie. As much as I’d like to believe that all you Chilangabachos are coming here for the brilliant cultural commentary, turns out a lot of youz guyz like funny cartoons! yesterday about a … Continue reading
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D.F.= Detroit FOREVER!
If you’re an artsy fartsy expat, or even just a fartsy one, the following generic email probably looks familiar: Dear Mom, Everything is great here in Mexico City.Stop worrying about heads being chopped off. I’m only paying $300 USD for … Continue reading
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