Tamau-bilingua -lipas

Tamaulipas is officially going bilingual! If you’re media-fresa like me, I know what you’re thinking:  but I thought ALL the bartenders in Condesa spoke English! Well, I’m talking about Tamaulipas the state, sillies, not the street where you can never find a freaking taxi.

Government officials from the northern Mexican state of Tamaulipas has announced that all of its 350,ooo public school students will learn English and therefor have the wonderful opportunity of conversing with their Texan neighbors.It’s a very noble goal, and one I’d like to see set in states in the U.S., but we’ll have to wait and see how it goes.

For the time being, this just makes me love that earnest little hatchet-shaped state even more. Oh how  I long to be in Tampico, or even Matamoros!In case you’re not aware of this tiny renegade border state here are some fascinating facts:

  • It’s home to Eduardo Verástegui, star of the so-called worst movie ever made, Chasing Papi, and general really lame guy who spoke out against California’s Prop 8 even though he’s rumored to be Ricky Martin’s ex-boyfriend.
  • It was originally called Nuevo Santander in 1746. You can remember that when you go to the bank, Nuevo Nuevo Santander.
  • Home to the namesake city of my favorite “juice,”  Tampico.
  • It’s the capital of the infamous Gulf Cartel and their armed Catherine Zeta Jones unit.



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6 responses to “Tamau-bilingua -lipas

  1. Nuevo Nuevo Santander.

    I totally thought you were making this up. But I hit the link, and that would be a terrifically elaborate fake-Website ploy.

  2. Serio Misterio


  3. camilo

    i only know one person who says Yay! like that and his name rhymes with cocker spaniel.

  4. chilangabacha

    Luis Buñuel?

  5. juan

    Nah, Bella is the worst film ever made, tamaulipas’ proudest son was in it too..

  6. Did I tell you I once stood next to Verastegui onstage at the Hispanic Heritage Awards? He was very pretty and homophobic and super religious. Kind of like Jaci Velasquez.

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