The good news: Chilangos are pretty much staying inside. How do I know? El Universal reports that several artistic geniuses have already spent enough time in front of a computer to make Youtube videos for a catchy new ditty called, “Cumbia de la Influenza.” One of the hip shaking-est lyrics translates to ” Get out of the city soon, everything is going to explode… we’ll all be dead when Indiana Jones finally gets here.”
I like this version the best because it has a funny picture of a Mexi Mullet:
The Bad News: It looks like some of my neighbors haven’t quite figured out the optimal way of wearing a cubrebocas.